hobbitofkobol | Tahmoh Penikett/Helo picspam, Part 1

These past few days have been boring for, LJ-wise, so I spent time putting together a Tahmoh/Helo picspam. For no specific reason. Do I need one?

There are going to be 5 parts: Helo is in 3 parts (for the 3 BSG seasons) and then you'll have Tahmoh and... a special category lol.

Caps via bsg-caps.com, pictures via Northern Lights

Not dial-up safe!

couldn't help narrating Helo's story

In the beginning, everything is fine for Helo. He spends a lot of time playing cards while sleeveless.

Apparently he has a girl on each colony ~~to forget about his crush on his pilot~~

He also loves lollipops, which is very fine with us.

Sucking too hard on your lollipop or love's gonna get you down

Yeah! I'm a whatever-this-game-is badass!

Very early, we notice that he is a people person trying to avoid conflicts. Notice that he still has that lollipop.

ARMS!

Helo also looks good in his shiny uniform

Say Hi to your new classmate Apollo! Joining Team Sexy!

Helo is a very good co-pilot for Boomer.

Hell yeah!

Except that they have to land on Cylon-Occupied Caprica

And Helo is like, mmm... I have a bad feeling about this.

Oh noes! Civilians!

Everybody calm down! We're doing a lottery!

Then Helo is like, "heeeeeeeey I know you from TV! You're Dr Baltar!"

And then he's like "Baby, I'm giving up my seat for Bridget Jones' gay friend"

And we're all like "Whoa." and Sharon is like "WTF NO. Let's get rid of the old blind lady instead. And don't I need you to navigate? Or were you useless before?"

Then Helo gets his gun and yells "don't steal my heroic moment!"

So they leave. And Helo looks at the Raptor like that. Awwwww.

And we're sad because he was awesome and he had to die!

Except, you know, he didn't!

And his name is Karl C. Agathon and we have no idea what C. stands for! Cute? Chick-magnet? Chike bam bam? Christopher?
So he's still on Caprica, and wet.

And gets angry at the Toasters

But oh noes! he gets caught!

Fortunately, Six, who was hanging out in the area, sees him and after 5 seconds she can't take her hands off him

Then Caprica!Sharon arrives and shoots Six because "hey! he's MINE!"

In episode 2, Helo is happy to have some company

someone to share good news with! OMG someone else is alive!

In episode 3, Helo does more shooting

and more comforting

and we suddenly all wish we were a toaster

Not much happens in episode 4. They find the signal

And FOOD!!! YAYZ! Helo is so happy!

In episode 5... who wouldn't like to wake up and see him?

*pouts*

*giggles*

Being a gentleman, he even makes breakfast! While casually whistling!

And because Helo is not scared of ANYTHING, not even IRONY, he makes some toasts.

Which of course alerts... the big toasters!

So he has to hide!

But not for long as he's a big damn hero

But where's Sharon?

OMG Helo is alone again! And we all volunteer to comfort him.

In episode 6 Helo does a lot of thinking... while looking hot... like that

and like that

while the Cylons argue about which one of them is going to bang him, Helo takes his decision

and ta-dah! changes his mind, because he always does the RIGHT THING

while looking pretty

He "finds" the Cylons

and miraculously kills one of them, well that's what he thinks

and saves his Belle

In episode 7 Helo does a lot of walking

Then he's all "I want to protect youuuu" to Sharon

and looks at her like that

and we're wondering how she managed to wait until episode 7

so they kiss

and are super efficient at making babies, though they don't know it yet

In episode 8, Helo sleeps... making babies is tiring!

Until they have to run again

They run and they run and they run so much that in episode 9 Helo is so tired he has to fall asleep in water

Good thing his girlfriend is a robot

In episode 10 they decide to rest again

and Helo is like, "are you cheking my butt?" and Sharon is like "no"

and he's like, "well, you should!"

Then it's weird because though Sharon does the obligatory "OMG I'M SO NAUSEOUS I MUST BE PREGNANT", Helo has no clue. Obviously he has never watched any TV show.

So they sleep and look cute

until Helo's sixth sense starts tingling

and they have to run again!

In episode 11 they're in Delphi! "Hey baby, we made it!"

We didn't get killed by the Cylons! We're awesome!

Then Helo is so smart he manages to understand that Cylons can look like humans on his own.

But of course his girlfriend couldn't be a Toaster. Sharon knows her cover is about to be blown so she tries to get as much as she can.

Then Helo is like, Action Helo!!!

And then ta-da-duh!!! Oh noes my girlfriend is a Cylon!

FRAK!

Yiha! We jump to the season finale

I don't love you anymore, you're a Cylon!

except that I totally do

but I don't want to admit it

you betrayed me!!!

and I look like a frakking idiot, I thought I had escaped the Cylons on my own

*pouts*

and then Sharon is like "oh btw, I'm pregnant with your baby"

and Helo is like, "Uh?"

And he hardly has any time to think over when... "OMGWTFRAKSTARBUCK?"

Please don't tell me you're a Cylon too!

And Starbuck is like, "idk, I didn't understand the season 3 finale"

and yay Helo is happy to have a human friend again

except that she wants to kill his girlfriend and his babyyyyyyy

and then, woops! cliffie!

Current Mood: hot
Current Music: Harry and The Potters - We Save Ron's Life, Part 8

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AHAHAHAHA!

Omigod this was SO AWESOME!!! Seriously so funny I can't stop laughing! The whole making toast thing was awesome!!

Maybe the C stands for Cylon? idk!

I can't wait for the rest of these!!!

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