Dear Diary
Jan. 27th, 2005 02:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hobbitofkobolDear Diary,
Gandalf died yesterday. I was sad. And we're so screwed. Strider just can't read a map.
So now we're in the forrest of Lothlorthingy and we have to sleep on trees. That's weird. I thought Elves didn't sleep. Maybe they sleep on one leg, like horses.
I asked Legolas if he knew some people here but he said they're not from his family. Elves are weird. We Hobbits don't care if we're related if we can party and all.
Anyway, this Elf-lady was like, talking in our heads, and she told me I forgot to zip my fly, which was nice, don't you think so? I heard she's like Strider's future grandmother-in-law but I don't believe it, she's so cleanand white she looks like a laundry detergent commercial and Strider is... well... messy. And she looks younger than him.
Gotta go, Pippin is weeping. About missing lucheons or something.
Truly yours,
Merry Brandybuck (future Master of Buckland)
Gandalf died yesterday. I was sad. And we're so screwed. Strider just can't read a map.
So now we're in the forrest of Lothlorthingy and we have to sleep on trees. That's weird. I thought Elves didn't sleep. Maybe they sleep on one leg, like horses.
I asked Legolas if he knew some people here but he said they're not from his family. Elves are weird. We Hobbits don't care if we're related if we can party and all.
Anyway, this Elf-lady was like, talking in our heads, and she told me I forgot to zip my fly, which was nice, don't you think so? I heard she's like Strider's future grandmother-in-law but I don't believe it, she's so cleanand white she looks like a laundry detergent commercial and Strider is... well... messy. And she looks younger than him.
Gotta go, Pippin is weeping. About missing lucheons or something.
Truly yours,
Merry Brandybuck (future Master of Buckland)
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Date: 2005-01-27 12:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-27 02:21 am (UTC)ROFL!!!
I don't believe it, she's so cleanand white she looks like a laundry detergent commercial and Strider is... well... messy. And she looks younger than him.
Bloody hilarious!
LMFAO!!
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Date: 2005-01-27 07:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-27 01:08 pm (UTC)