hobbitofkobol | More LotR songs...

Some people asked me for my other "LotR-style" songs so here they are.
Btw, I'm not sure you know the original songs because they're all Robbie Williams' and he's not well known in North America.
Anyway... I put the links to the original lyrics too.

Strong
As sung by the Witch-King
Based on "Strong" by Robbie Williams

My breath smells of a thousand years
My fate is bound to a golden thing
I'll never stop looking for it
When I was King, Sauron woke up
I took his gift and thought "what a luck !"
But the Dark Lord lied and forged a Master Ring

And you know and you know
I'm not living nor dead
And Evil starts to grow
So before you're lost I'll confess

I think that I'm strong, so strong, so strong
How could I be wrong, be wrong, be wrong

My head's full of vivious ways, no fantasies of happy days
Where the One Ring is I just wanna go
And is this life ‘cos I feel dead
Frodo Baggins, Glorfindel
I feel their blood on my Morgul sword

And you know and you know
I'm not living nor dead
And Evil starts to grow
So before you're lost I'll confess

I think that I'm strong, so strong, so strong
How could I be wrong, be wrong, be wrong

If the prophecy is right I can't be killed
By any living man in this story
So give up, I'm too strong
This one's too short to be human
That rider is no man

And you know and you know
I am finally dead
And Evil starts to fall

I thought I was strong, so strong, so strong
I was bloody wrong, so wrong, so wrong

Mushrooms
As sung by Pippin
Based on "Monsoon" by Robbie Williams

I’ve made some jokes that were lame
I thought the quest was a game
In Moria I got ashamed
Lord of the Rings is my
Purgatory, I didn't mean it, I'm sorry

I made a fool of myself
I have nobody's respect
I’m here to serve and protect
My cousin Frodo Baggins
But it's maybe too much for me

So bring me out another lagger
And food
Mushrooms
And soon

Don't wanna mess with the quest
I feel like a piece of luggage
Yeah I'm no use but that'll change
If you can't just have faith in me
You will have eventually

Now I'm guard of the Citadel
What a nice tale to tell
I serve Denethor well
I’m glad that in Minas Tirith
I'm a Prince of the Halflings

And I terribly miss Merry
When he's not there I'm lonely
He's got a bad injury
Thank you for having protected me
But now it's my turn you see

So bring me out another lagger
And food
Mushrooms
And soon

Oh Lord, Eagles coming
I know much stronger ones would never got this far

I’ve got so many regrets
Like that skull in the bucket
Or that palantir I'd kept
I’m not expecting your sympathy
Because I've grown up through this

But bring me out another lagger
And food
Mushrooms
And soon

So bring me out another lagger
And food
Mushrooms
And soon

Havens from here
As sung by Frodo for Sam
Based on "Heaven from here" by Robbie Williams

Know no fear if I'm not here tomorrow
I'm sorry dear but I'm gonna go away
You have love so why do you shed a tear
Know no fear you will see havens from here

I'll shelter you make it alright to cry
'Cause you helped too when the faith in myself had run dry
We are love, one last time I'll hold you near
Know no fear you will see havens from here

I see real pain in your eyes
And it fills me up when you start to cry

I just wanna hold you near
You will see havens from here

Well I can seem out of reach
But I feel the blade every time of the year

A lifetime's short
So you can't always be torn in two
And I want you with nothing but life on your mind
We are bound, don't think that I'll forget it
But it's clear I must reach havens from here