Another Caption Story
Mar. 26th, 2005 04:11 pmI'm back with another story! My longest so far and I'm quite proud of it because it's 28 captions for only one story!
I don't know how I came up with this idea and it's a bit... of nonsense yeah but hey that's the point!
A group punishment

So how was your day at school Big Boy? You had fun?

*pouts*
not that much

don't tell me that you got into a fight, again!!!

But it's all Boromir's fault! He keeps teasing me! He made fun of my hair!

Is that true, Boromir?

No M'am! I swear! It was the Dwarf!

You know what the Dwarf tell you?

QUIET!!!

You will all be punished. And FYI Boromir, you should not say "the Dwarf" but the "vertically-challenged person"

But I did nothing!

We always get punished because of them, it's not fair!
*sulks*

And what a punishment! Going to bed without dinner!

I think you'll remember this lesson. Go and don't do it again.

Yes Sir. *swallows*

Ahhhh eat, at last!

Er... Lady Galadriel, it was me who did it... I started to make fun of Legolas.

I know, I know. I'm a bit of a mind-reader, that helps.

Oh. But why did you punish all the group then?

Ah ah in fact my fool of a husband had forgotten that the Hobbits were coming... there was not enough food for everybody but he just went shopping to Helm-Mart, it's a pity you have to leave now.

Celeborn: Estel, can I ask you a service? Can you keep an eye on the tall blonde and the small bearded for me?

Aragorn: But I'm not a tale teller!

Celeborn: Listen... if you do that for me...

Celeborn: ...you'll have this pretty elvish dagger
Aragorn: Wow! Shiny!
Later...

Aragorn: Listen, you'd better behave... because Celeborn has eyes everywhere.
Legolas: Wait... where did you get that pretty dagger?

You spy on us! You're such a tale-teller!

For once, I agree with Blondie... betrayal!

Gimli: Grrr
Legolas: Grrr
Aragorn: Hey you guys it's not true! *thinks* Maybe it's time to flee...

Legolas: Run as fast as you can! We'll get you!
FIN.
I don't know how I came up with this idea and it's a bit... of nonsense yeah but hey that's the point!
A group punishment

So how was your day at school Big Boy? You had fun?

*pouts*
not that much

don't tell me that you got into a fight, again!!!

But it's all Boromir's fault! He keeps teasing me! He made fun of my hair!

Is that true, Boromir?

No M'am! I swear! It was the Dwarf!

You know what the Dwarf tell you?

QUIET!!!

You will all be punished. And FYI Boromir, you should not say "the Dwarf" but the "vertically-challenged person"

But I did nothing!

We always get punished because of them, it's not fair!
*sulks*

And what a punishment! Going to bed without dinner!

I think you'll remember this lesson. Go and don't do it again.

Yes Sir. *swallows*

Ahhhh eat, at last!

Er... Lady Galadriel, it was me who did it... I started to make fun of Legolas.

I know, I know. I'm a bit of a mind-reader, that helps.

Oh. But why did you punish all the group then?

Ah ah in fact my fool of a husband had forgotten that the Hobbits were coming... there was not enough food for everybody but he just went shopping to Helm-Mart, it's a pity you have to leave now.

Celeborn: Estel, can I ask you a service? Can you keep an eye on the tall blonde and the small bearded for me?

Aragorn: But I'm not a tale teller!

Celeborn: Listen... if you do that for me...

Celeborn: ...you'll have this pretty elvish dagger
Aragorn: Wow! Shiny!
Later...

Aragorn: Listen, you'd better behave... because Celeborn has eyes everywhere.
Legolas: Wait... where did you get that pretty dagger?

You spy on us! You're such a tale-teller!

For once, I agree with Blondie... betrayal!

Gimli: Grrr
Legolas: Grrr
Aragorn: Hey you guys it's not true! *thinks* Maybe it's time to flee...

Legolas: Run as fast as you can! We'll get you!
FIN.
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Date: 2005-03-26 04:35 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-03-27 12:41 am (UTC)LOL "vertically-challenged person" & "Helm/Mart"