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As usual, caps via bsg-caps.com and Northern Lights

even less dial-up safe than yesterday





Remember where we left Helo?


yep, that'd be it

So Starbuck was like, "let me kill her, she's a Cylon!!!" (obviously she forgot about her special relationship with Leoben).


and Helo was like "yeah, but she's my Cylon! and pregnant!"


but she can't escape Helo's enormous arms


but ta-duh! "Bitch took my ride." For a reason, I like this quote so it stays as it is.


And Helo was like, "oooops" and Starbuck was very pissed off so he decided to leave her alone for a while


In episode 2, they argue a bit


I didn't know whe was a Cylon!


:(


Then Starbuck is like, "let's go to my place" and Helo is like, "uh?"


For a reason, I LOVE this cap


"So... this is your place?"


So they start hanging out, listening to music, smoking...


and Helo relaxes


just a little while...


*snores*


and soon Kara has an idea and they have to run again


Roadtrip!


In episode 3, nothing important happens, except that Gaius becomes a man. :p

So let's go to episode 4... Helo and Starbuck are in a disagreement. They've been driving for a whole episode you know. She thinks they should have taken the second road to the left


and he thinks they're on the right path


but oh noes! Helo's sixth sense is tingling again


Bad guys!!!


Fire!


Let's find them


WTFRAK! they're human!


Or are they?


and this one's almost as sexy as me!


hey buddy, don't steal my screentime and we'll be okay


aren't you a famous Pyramid player?


So they make friends with Anders and his guys


and Kara is considering making more than friends


Episode 5 makes me very happy as it's full of pretty pretty caps


"Hey, wanna join Team Sexy?"


Mmm...


OMG we lost Kara!


Time for thrillin' heroics!


*runs*


*watches*


*targets*


"wait... I think I used to date that chick"


Tss tss don't go killing our OTP


"Just look pretty in the background, ok?"


Like that.


Rescue Party with Cylon!Girlfriend!


Nice sandwich for Kara


they all recover and Kara tells them what happened in the farm


And Sharon tells them that conception requires love!


And Helo is like, "Damn."


and then it's a bit awkward


And finally, FINALLY! Helo is back with the fleet. In episode 6.


well it's not a very happy reunion, as you know, his girlfriend's copy tried to kill Lee's dad


after a while of looking angry like that


and determined


they finally agree on not killing Sharon


and though Helo protests, and it takes three men to control him, because Roslin wants to airlock Sharon, she ALWAYS wants to airlock toasters


they take Sharon to the brig because she knows where the tomb of Athena is (haha which will be her call sign later)


WOE.


so Helo comes to visit


and he's surprised to see that they dressed his gf in pink!


Roslin gets it and threatens to airlock Helo! (what's up with her and airlock?) *gasps*


so Sharon agrees to lead them


and Helo's there to watch out




and his sixth sense is tingling


Cylons!!!


*kills one*


Then Helo is impressed by his Cylon girlfriend


Episode 7 follows, with Sharon all happy, which makes Helo happy


She's glad to be backin the fleet, which makes Helo go "uh?"


"Braintwins!" "oh, right"


so they're still looking for the tomb and walking


and looking good with the very bright green background


but OMG! who's that?


Adama is back! and alive! and the chief too... awkward!


Helo worries


a lot


but his girl knows what she's doing


this scene is so cute


she has a plan!


woops!


but all ends well!


and they find the tomb


and a weird map to Earth but Sharon is back in the brig, awww


Nothing important happens in episode 8, except that Xena is a Cylon and wants a souvenir from Helo
"What do you mean, take your shirt off?"


and then he goes to visit Sharon


In episode 9, Helo is lonely... awww


No one wants to play with him because his gf is a toaster... :(


so he drinks to forget


*sigh*


and talks to the only person who can understand him, the Chief


but turns out it's not such a good idea


as Tyrol obviously still has feelings for Sharon


"Screw you, you broke up with her anyway"






but Helo still helps the Chief to make his new viper


and his gf helps the fleet to escape the Cylons once again


Helo is proud


and everyone is friends with him again!


In episode 10 we find out about the Battlestar Pegasus, which sounds so much less awesome than Galactica btw
and we meet that Admiral Cain bitch


and everyone bonds with their Pegasus counterpart


Helo is all LOLOLOLOL


but not for long


the Cylon Lovahs learn that on Pegasus people rape Cylons


which makes Helo angry


VERY


so they run to check on their Cylon


and accidentally kill that frakker of Thorne


and get arrested


the good thing for us being that Helo will not change clothes for a few episodes


no sleeves!


In episode 11, Helo and his new pal Chief are in the brig on Pegasus


and Bambi Lee comes to visit and says "I'm gonna save you"


"Pllllease. You mean your DADDY is gonna rescue us"


"Ok, Apollo, stop crying now"


"Yes, I know, all the best cowboys have daddy issues"


then Apollo leaves and Helo is like "phew"


and he crosses his arms like that


and we like it


...




Episode 12 is just another boring day in the brig...


until these assholes show up


Helo is not impressed


and neither is Tyrol


they are still beaten senseless


the only good part is...


...rawr...


BONDAGE!


ARMS!


They are rescued by an XO who's NOT drunk




and Cain gets killed so YAY Helo can come back... to Galactica's brig


to check on Sharon


In episode 13, Helo has a shiny new uniform! or so it seems


he's not happy with Adama


and why is that?


"hey honey, I asked the old man, we can't have a conjugual visit"


Well, you would be pissed off too


Anyway, Helo is not happy because people are discussing about his babyyyy behind his back


Fortunately, Dr Baltar knows what he's doing


Or does he?


Helo's unborn baby saves the president and it's like the fourth time that Sharon saves their collective asses. And I mean THIS copy of Sharon only.


Helo is not in episode 14 and it's okay with us as it doesn't make any sense anyway

In episode 15 Helo has some fun with his friends!


drinking




training!


so that's HOW he got these HUGE arms!


Idk what he's doing here, listening to a battle plan?


?


and then boxing with Kara,


while giving Cylon Lovah advice


:)


and he lets her win


Episode 16 makes me so sad because Billy dies :( WHYYYYYYY Kim, I want my Billyspam btw. ;_______;

No Helo in episode 17 either.

Episode 18 is about Daddy!Helo


awww


Hera is born and they're so happy ^^






but Roslin&friends pretend that the babyyyy is dead to protect her


which is really cruel


and heartbreaking


so Helo goes to spread the fake!ashes with Tyrol (there's nothing like having the same Cylon copy as a gf to become friends)


on the kickass season finale... Helo is back to school! errr on a mission


it does look like a classroom


they're going on Caprica to rescue a fellow member of Team Sexy




and they're taking Sharon with them


depressed!Sharon


Helo is back in a raptor!


old times!


they land on Caprica, again


but this time they wanted to


and it's Marine!Helo


Who's that? Anders!!!


but suddenly they hear sth bad... Ahhhhhhhh!





so they hide, again


and resist


and wait


damn, this Anders guy surely is pretty but he's bad luck too


finally no more Cylons, WTFRAK?


back on the Galactica...


Sharon is taken back to the brig, again


and Helo and her have an argument :(


a LOT of shit happens, like Adama's pornstache, but well, what so you expect with Baltar as president? the Cylons arrive on New Caprica and Helo and the fleet jump again, vowing to return in season 3




next part... on Saturday probably

ETA: screwed up with some thumbnails... fixing it!

Date: 2007-06-06 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] superfrayed.livejournal.com
Omigod, I love how in this pic Anders' arms is too much for the bandage to contain. V.SEXAY!

Date: 2007-06-06 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hobbitofkobol.livejournal.com
you'll notice that two of the caps do NOT have Helo on them hem hem... gratuitous Anders caps!

Date: 2007-06-06 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] superfrayed.livejournal.com
nothing wrong with that at all!!!

lol!

I'll admit, I even squeed when I saw the back of Billy in one of the caps!!

I'm not done going through the picspam yet though!! I'm enjoying it!

Date: 2007-06-06 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hobbitofkobol.livejournal.com
I know! In the tomb of Athena, right?

there's also a not very subliminal message for you somewhere...

posting this at [livejournal.com profile] tahmoh_daily, Y/Y?

Date: 2007-06-06 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] superfrayed.livejournal.com
Yup! that's the one!!!

Hmm I wonder what the message is!!

I saw the cylon Lovahs and LOLd so much!!! And I love that you pointed out no sleeves!

Ah I have to go catch my bus, I will have to finish it when I get home.

I say a DEF YES to posting it at tahmoh_daily!!!

Date: 2007-06-06 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hobbitofkobol.livejournal.com
buh-bye! I'm going to bed! lol

Date: 2007-06-06 10:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hobbitofkobol.livejournal.com
I need to share this pun with you: I HelODed

Date: 2007-06-06 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ack-attack.livejournal.com
Can we Helol at these spams??

puns ftw.

Date: 2007-06-06 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ack-attack.livejournal.com
I think we should add that one to the ackfraytionary.

Date: 2007-06-06 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] superfrayed.livejournal.com
AW! Yes, the poor, poor neglected Ackfraytionary! WILL DO!

Date: 2007-06-06 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] superfrayed.livejournal.com
THERE IS NO SUCH THING as HelODING!!!

but loL!

Date: 2007-06-06 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] superfrayed.livejournal.com
OMG! Tahmoh's eyebrow in this cap kills me *ded*

a;sldk;alskd

Date: 2007-06-06 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hobbitofkobol.livejournal.com
some of the facial expressions are really funny lol

Date: 2007-06-06 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] superfrayed.livejournal.com
I love how tiny Lee is in this cap!!!

Date: 2007-06-06 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hobbitofkobol.livejournal.com
You're reading my mind! I wanted to make a joke about it, and then got distracted by another joke

Date: 2007-06-06 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] benelie.livejournal.com
I want a hug from Tahmoh/Helo!
Please!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the picspam! He is so hot! So lovely! *sigh*

Date: 2007-06-06 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hobbitofkobol.livejournal.com
I'm not sure if I want to share him... he does need a hug in season 2, poor Helo :(

Date: 2007-06-06 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] subtle--sarcasm.livejournal.com
ANDERS ANDERS ANDERS ANDERS!!! *faints*
SO MUCH ARM-PORN OMG!!!!!

Date: 2007-06-06 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ack-attack.livejournal.com
I might have to do an Anders spam.

Because...,.

alksjdf;lkjasd;lkjfa;slkdj HELLO. HE IS ANDERS.

Date: 2007-06-06 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] subtle--sarcasm.livejournal.com
Uhm...
YES PLEASE?!?!?!?

Date: 2007-06-07 07:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hobbitofkobol.livejournal.com
YES DO A ANDERS SPAM! TO COMPANION (can I use companion as a verb? lolololol) MY HELOSPAM AND KIM'S BILLSPAM

Date: 2007-06-06 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ack-attack.livejournal.com
but turns out it's not such a good idea

LOL that caption with THAt picture made me spit out my soda XD

I LOVE HELO!!

AND YOU!!

Date: 2007-06-06 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] superfrayed.livejournal.com
HAHA

I didn't know Mel Gibson was on BSG!

The dude sitting behind Helo in this cap looks like him, sorta!

And I have started finding caps for a Billyspam! I'm gonna need to rewatch though!!

Date: 2007-06-07 07:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hobbitofkobol.livejournal.com
lmao Mel Gibson indeed! he got lost!

yay Billyspam!!!! and YES rewatch!!!

Date: 2007-06-06 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kkay313.livejournal.com
A friend sent me the link to this picspam, as we get giddy over Helo all the time. Just wanted to say, awesome job! made me LOL several times. I added you to my f-list, so i can see the next part. Loved it! :)

Date: 2007-06-07 07:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hobbitofkobol.livejournal.com
glad you liked it! yay for Helo love!

Date: 2007-06-07 11:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brightstar61.livejournal.com
I interupt this HeloSpam with an urgent request from the man himself...





Image




The queue starts behind me!!!


(Just sometimes...subtitles rock! :D)

Date: 2007-06-07 11:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hobbitofkobol.livejournal.com
lol!
*stands in line*

Date: 2007-06-07 01:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squig-chelle.livejournal.com
Gets in line too...don't hog him too long hun.

Date: 2007-06-07 01:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squig-chelle.livejournal.com
These spams have been great...thanks.

As you post new ones please remind us over at [livejournal.com profile] tahmoh_daily...'cause I, for one, want to see what happens next...I haven't laughed so much at a pic spam in a while.

And...Anders...YAY!!!!

One more thing...
Idk what he's doing here, listening to a battle plan?
Image (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/Squig_chelle/Misc%20Men/Tahmoh%20Penikett/BSG/Scar1.jpg)
He's thinking "damn Apollo is hot...just not as hot as me"

Date: 2007-06-07 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hobbitofkobol.livejournal.com
hahaha good one!

I'll make sure to post at the community too!

Date: 2007-06-07 03:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shandyla.livejournal.com
I love your commentary! For some reason the "OMG we lost Kara!" had me in fits XD

And the "and then it's a bit awkward..." too.

Best picspam ever!!!

Date: 2007-06-08 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hobbitofkobol.livejournal.com
awww thanks
well the subject is unbelievably hot so it helps :p

Date: 2007-06-07 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sabaceanbabe.livejournal.com
And another awesome Helospam. :D Can't wait for the next one.

Date: 2007-06-08 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phdelicious.livejournal.com
Awesomeness...while I love the members of Team Sexy individually, what I would LOVE to see is all of them on screen at the same time...I'm sure they can manage to squeeze Apollo in somewhere between the gigantic Anders and Helo ARMS!, after all he's kinda tiny. :D

Date: 2007-06-11 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akzseinga.livejournal.com
HELO! ANDERS! STARBUCK! *is happy in her pants*

They're my secret OT3, you know :D

Date: 2007-06-11 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hobbitofkobol.livejournal.com
that's a hot kickass sandwich!

Date: 2008-05-16 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linfer.livejournal.com
even less dial-up safe than yesterday
It didn't stop me ;)

many thanks for this pic spam

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