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hobbitofkobolDear Diary,
We just left Lorien. The Lady of Too-much-light gave us presents. We all had those woolen capes that are ugly-grey and itchy. And there's a "fancy" brooch with it. What does she think, that we're gay or something? Anyway, it must be an Elf thing because Legolas was the only one who found it "amazing, wonderful, incredible!" and Galadriel's husband wears a dress btw. I think she's the one who wears the pants in that couple. So, I didn't want to wear the cape but Aragorn said that as it was a gift, we had to wear it because it's good willing that matters or crap like that. He annoys me, he always says things like that. Gandalf used to say strange things too, but as no one would understand them, we didn't care. Except Frodo, those two seemed to have an inside joke or something. Maybe that's why he's so upset he died.
Oh I almost forgot! Gally gave Pip' and me some beautiful belts, I think she noticed that my fly problem was due to my trousers too loose. She really is smart.
Gimli got three pieces of hair. That's gross.
Now I'm on a sort of Elvish canoe with Pip' and Boromir and I just can't believe they didn't let me sail this boat. I'm a Brandybuck, we mastered the Brandywine river! This man is some obscure heir of a non-kingly position and he gets to be the captain? And I have to say... he paddles like a ponce! And now Pippin is sick. *sigh* Gotta go.
Merry
We just left Lorien. The Lady of Too-much-light gave us presents. We all had those woolen capes that are ugly-grey and itchy. And there's a "fancy" brooch with it. What does she think, that we're gay or something? Anyway, it must be an Elf thing because Legolas was the only one who found it "amazing, wonderful, incredible!" and Galadriel's husband wears a dress btw. I think she's the one who wears the pants in that couple. So, I didn't want to wear the cape but Aragorn said that as it was a gift, we had to wear it because it's good willing that matters or crap like that. He annoys me, he always says things like that. Gandalf used to say strange things too, but as no one would understand them, we didn't care. Except Frodo, those two seemed to have an inside joke or something. Maybe that's why he's so upset he died.
Oh I almost forgot! Gally gave Pip' and me some beautiful belts, I think she noticed that my fly problem was due to my trousers too loose. She really is smart.
Gimli got three pieces of hair. That's gross.
Now I'm on a sort of Elvish canoe with Pip' and Boromir and I just can't believe they didn't let me sail this boat. I'm a Brandybuck, we mastered the Brandywine river! This man is some obscure heir of a non-kingly position and he gets to be the captain? And I have to say... he paddles like a ponce! And now Pippin is sick. *sigh* Gotta go.
Merry
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Date: 2005-01-28 01:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-28 01:15 am (UTC)